Drivers

Kombatsd

I am compelled to write this bit after months, no, years of frustration in enduring slow fucking drivers! I'm sure many of you would have experienced the frustration of driving behind slow drivers. Tell me you haven't come across such drivers and I am still a virgin (courtesy of RPK :-))

If the speed limit is 60kmh, then go at 60kmh for crying out loud. Not 50, not 55kmh but fucking 60kmh. Ok fine, if you want to drive slow, then please move over to the fucking left lane. Don't freaking hog the right lanes and make others overtake on the bloody left lane.

This is just basic fucking courtesy.

Drivers in Melbourne need to learn the unwritten ethical rule of keeping to the left when they are going slow or when there's a car tailing behind them. Clearly, they want to overtake and pass you cause you are driving like a fucking tortoise. Don't be offended the next time you find someone tailgating you, just move to the left lane ass hole. Everyone will be happy.

Worst are drivers on the highway or freeways fucking cruising along at 60 - 80 kmh without a bother at all. A highway or freeway is a 100 kmh limit. Don't just think you own the fucking road when you drive. Have some consideration to other drivers. I really don't care if you drive a fucking ferrari. Drive slow, move over dude. Don't be a fucking pain in the ass.

Alright, some of you might say that, oh speed kills. No, speed doesn't kill. Only reckless and inconsiderate drivers kill! They have no fucking driving skills, that's what it is. Unless they are on fucking drugs or bloody drunk. Our governments and police don't help in righting this issue.

They keep dropping the fucking speed limits. I mean, what the fuck are they thinking.

They should be teaching new and young drivers to be safe and considerate drivers. Fuck!

Fucking idiots are still driving and talking on their mobile phones. Haven't these people learn they really can't multi task! It's an acquired skill, multi tasking. Not everyone can multi task.

Also, if the authorities ban drivers from using the mobile phone while driving, they should also ban drivers from smoking while driving. I believe smoking whilst driving is even more dangerous than talking on the mobile phone. Fucking ban smoking on drivers.

I think I should be a politician and become the transport minister. I will fucking ban all slow drivers and I'll make the highways and freeways free of speed limit, just like the autobahn in Germany. Fucking go crazy but make sure you know what the fuck you are doing when you drive that fast. Know your limits. I think all drivers should be made to go for further advance training in driving. Then, there will be good safe drivers. Not fucking idiots you have roaming the streets.

I believe most drivers have no confidence at all while driving. Don't know what the fuck they are doing. The other side of the coin is, drivers rely to heavily on their cars for safety. It boils down again to lack of driving experience. Go for advance driving lessons if you are one of those people who owns high powered cars.

Fucking ban all slow drivers from the road and make it safer to drive without idiotic slow drivers. They should just use the public transport system and help save the environment at the same time. Less cars on the road, less pollution and happier drivers. When will they ever learn?

Come on, cars nowadays have shitloads of safety features. ABS, air bags etc etc. Even the crappy cheap new cars have most of these features. Cars of today can handle the speed and performance but it comes back down to crap drivers. I think auto car makers should just go back to basics and make 1,000cc cars for everyone to drive if we can't make full use of the car's performance. Why have V8's or turbo charges when we can't fucking drive the car as it was built to do? Performance, baby. Why Why???? Fuck me dead if I can answer this question.

Fucking governments spend shitloads of money in advertisements telling drivers not to speed or you'll get fucking fined! Fucking speed cameras put up everywhere pissing the shit out of everyone. What the bureaucrats need to do is spend the fucking money in providing new drivers advance driving skills. Then you will see a definite drop in auto mortality.

I say this again, SPEED DOES NOT KILL! Only irresponsible and reckless drivers kill, not only themselves but other innocent road users. However, don't get me started on fucking cyclists!

That's another story for another time.

I'm sure by now, you would have deduced that I like to drive at a faster pace than the ordinary folks. However, I have to say that I am a safe driver knowing what my limits are as well as my car's limits. No hero here, just fucking detest slow drivers. You realise I didn't use the word "hate" as it think it's a strong word. However, I am not far from using the hate word lol!

My patience is wearing thin.................

Right, I think I've said my piece. Now it's time to get some freaking dinner.

Till next time guys. DRIVE SAFE AND KEEP LEFT FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!